Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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We have started to decorate penises.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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