all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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