did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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