I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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