Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
