My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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