Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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