i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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