Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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