she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i will never coherently bang her
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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