the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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