What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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