doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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