Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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