I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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