I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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