i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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