Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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