David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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