so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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