you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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