There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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