Ambien. No doubt about it.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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