so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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