Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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