Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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