He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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