He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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