North Korea, Best Korea!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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