4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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