I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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