I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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