idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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