How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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