He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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