So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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