i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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