What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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