Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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