Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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