Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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