Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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