just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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