I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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