Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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