that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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