I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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