Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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