dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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