normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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