I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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