it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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