I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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