so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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