let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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