I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
