He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
